You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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