it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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