Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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