So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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