JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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