doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
