He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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