I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
there was a trapeze. enough said
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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