that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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