i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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