dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I think your dad took our porno
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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