What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I checked into jail on foursquare
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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