Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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