Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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