i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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