I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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