Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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