i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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