White coat. Heels.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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