I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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