Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
These tits shall not be calmed
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
You did what with his pubic hair?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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