That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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