On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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