but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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