i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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