Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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