normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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