I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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