Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
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