i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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