i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He has the fingertips of a God
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