try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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