evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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