You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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