I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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