That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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