They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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