Nicole vs. Life
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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