Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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