Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My pussy is not your playground.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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