How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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