I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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