i love accidental penises.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
