Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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