you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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