It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Shame - the story of my life.
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