then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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