She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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