great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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