Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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