At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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