Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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